Thursday, December 15, 2005

QuakerWatch

In their vigiliant, inspired, and on-going effort to keep us safe from terrorists, it seems that no one is trustworthy in the eyes of the Pentagon. Not even Quakers. Threats could come from anyone, anytime, and anyplace. I mean, who expected Al Qaeda to actually try to attack us on our own soil? They had only been publicly threatening to do so for about a decade while only truly attempting it twice. The real terror threat is a covert group of people with a bone to pick and US passports. They can move about almost unnoticeably, at least until the Pentagon started tracking their movements and recording what vehicles they could use in their sinister plot to overthrow the . . . Pentagon. Don't believe me? Read about it.

That's right, the Quakers are the new and biggest threat to national security as we know it. They must be tracked, recorded, scrutinized, questioned, and then fed to the lions! Um, ok, maybe sent to Gitmo instead of that last part. Just listen to them. Quakers are just the kind of people the Pentagon would suspect to be terror(!)ists.

In the spirit of Narnia, I ask you. These people are obviously not safe, but are they good?

I would rather spend Christmas with Quakers than with the folks at the Pentagon. But then, they probably knew that already.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...wonder if my name's on the list after attending a couple of Quaker meetings...they WERE quite peaceful, which is apparently suspicious.

But really, is anyone surprised by this? Isn't this basically what the Patriot Act prepared us for?

December 21, 2005 3:59 AM  

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