Ends of Civilization

Here is a tip for all of you overstimulated masses:

If you are having lunch with someone and you...

a) have iTunes blaring down your eardrums
b) are googling stuff via Wi-Fi
c) are both talking on cell phones to different people
d) are partaking in any combination of the previous three options

...then you are not having lunch with anybody but yourself!

Discuss.

{This post based on observations made by a certified Neanderthal at 12:15pm today in downtown Princeton}