On Dear Alma Mater
I guess times are tight on Bison Hill. Money is scarce, and since the Baptist General Convention of Oklahoma spent all their money campaigning against the state lottery (and failing, I might add), they have none to give to their flagship school.
Never fear, however. The geniuses in the PR department came up with a grand scheme. This baby is gonna sell like Spam-cakes, so you better check it out now. They might sell out by next March or something. It will make a great gift idea; but if you get one for me, I will never speak to you again.
www.raleychapel.com
Buy one today!
Or tomorrow!
Or at all!
Please?!?!
Never fear, however. The geniuses in the PR department came up with a grand scheme. This baby is gonna sell like Spam-cakes, so you better check it out now. They might sell out by next March or something. It will make a great gift idea; but if you get one for me, I will never speak to you again.
www.raleychapel.com
Buy one today!
Or tomorrow!
Or at all!
Please?!?!
posted by matt at 9:56 AM
1 Comments:
At least they're not selling indulgences. Things could always be worse. I might even expect it from....well never mind. T-Boone was so kind to donate 70 million to my alma mater. (Just a drop in the barrel...can you even begin to imagine what that would be like?) Only a portion of the money will be used on the new stadium. And how is the other half of the stadium gonna be paid for you may ask? Tax payers and tuition hikes of course. And we thought oklahoma wouldn't support a public institution!
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